Well my string of bad luck continues...
First I got the driver's side parking brake somewhat sorted - I clearanced the bracket to fit the adjuster and hammered it into shape (it was not parallel with the axle CL or straight front to back). It now works fairly consistently, though it's still pretty wobbly. I may go back and try to come up with something different.
Next I moved on to the passenger's side and did the same with the parking brake bracket, only to discover the rotor won't sit flush...
After inspecting the mating surfaces and threads thoroughly and repeatedly, I found the problem - the interference is on the outer diameter. You can see the witness mark where it hits the hub in the image below.
If you can ignore the rust (it was like that when I took it out of the still-taped box yesterday), you can see above where the machining stops about 2/3 up the side wall. Below, however, directly opposite the witness marks from above, the entire cast side has been machined off, so it seems like the rotor didn't quite get centered when the bore was opened up to fit the 5-lug hub.
I don't want to come across as angry or incapable of dealing with these issues, I just wanted to show the issues I've had along the way and give feedback to improve future kits/builder experiences.