Thought I'd add in the solution for anyone down the line with a similar problem.
The professional mechanic inspected everything and ran all the tests. Nothing was problematic until he randomly placed his hand on the supercharger inlet and found it to be unusually cold despite haven driven it. He took the throttle body off and meth poured out of it. Cleaned it up, put it back in, disconnected the meth system power, ran great for 30 seconds, then same issue. Took throttle body off again and more meth pooling. Finally completely disconnected the entire meth system so no meth could feed in, problem solved. Apparently meth was running through the system even though it was disconnected by getting sucked in under vacuum. I had noticed that after topping the entire meth reservoir up and only driving it around the block a few times to get trouble codes to pop up, I was already down to like 1/2 the meth in the tank.
I'm not sure why the issue was present before I had even filled the meth up in the first place. I'm certain it was stalling before I plugged meth in unless my memory is fucked.. That was why I put the meth back in in the first place, I thought maybe not using it was causing too much heat buildup and thus issues.
Maybe there was residual meth in the system but I highly doubt that as I don't think Jermey filled it up recently at all. Maybe without meth in the system there was still a vacuum leak caused by the straight tapped meth injection port. I'm not sure why it wasn't present in the test drives except for the fact that we weren't stopping much or going from red light to red light to where the issue would be readily apparent.
TL;DR: Methanol injection port was leaking AKA my Goblin was a meth-addict.
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